Beyond Doubt
Zedd, 07/20/04
CNF—GW has suggested that there may be a link between 9/11 and a temporary river in Zedd’s back yard. This follows up claims that Al Qaeda is being supported by Martians and Leprechauns. “We must stop this support at its source,” said a visibly excited GW. He immediately started the ball rolling by sending exploratory forces to Mars, the End of the Rainbow, and a small town in rural Pennsylvania despite the CIA’s assertions that such links are preposterous.
CNF Photo—Innocent flooding, or evil machinations. You be the judge.