Big Cock Cowboy
Zedd, 05/22/03
I was on my way home from work the other day, when I decided to stop for gas. I was really psyched about this decision when a big black truck pulled up to a different pump. This wasn’t just any ordinary truck, as it belonged to the Big Cock Cowboy, who had marked this fact loud and clear across the windshield.
I started thinking to myself on the drive home, “what kind of person advertises themself as a ‘Big Cock Cowboy’”? I came up with two scenarios. Either this guy likes to ride monster cocks, or he has a monster in his pants and is too dense and cocky, forgive me the pun, to realize that there are other possible reasons to call yourself the “Big Cock Cowboy.” Either way, you’ve got to be missing a few marbles to actually put it on your truck for the whole world to see. I wish I had had my camera with me, so you could see the actual truck, but my masterpiece will just have to do.