Unforgiven Drinking Game
Parsley, 04/14/03
You’ve seen Dazed and Confused, you’ve seen Star Trek, you may have even seen Singles. But if you’re like a lot of people, you’re ready to move on to watching more serious and thought-provoking films, with top shelf casts and stark, confident cinematography. Still, you’d like to get royally fucked up while you do it. No problem! Camp No Friends is happy to help out once again with the Unforgiven drinking game. The winner of four 1992 Academy Awards (including Best Picture and Best Director) is one of the truly great films of all time, and now with the addition of binge drinking it can only get better.
Note: Don’t even try playing this game with rum and coke or Absolut Kurrant or I’ll send William Munny, a man of notoriously vicious and intemperate disposition, over there to get you. The only acceptable beverages for this game are whiskey and something you made yourself.
| "I brung this along for when we have to kill them fellows. Figured we could use some now." | 0 drinks. ("Not me, I don’t touch it anymore.") |
| "Oh come on Will, it’s raining!" | 0 drinks. ("I know it’s raining. Give it to the
kid, why don’t you.") |
| " Jesus Will, you’ve got a fever. Take a drink, will you?" | 0 drinks. |
| "His head was all broke open. I could see inside of it. Worms were coming out." | 0 drinks. (Push bottle away.) |
| "Hell yeah! I killed the hell out of him, didn’t I? Three shots and he’s taking a shit!" | 1 drink. ("Take a drink kid.") |
| " First Ned wouldn’t say nothing and then Little Bill hurt him so bad he said who you was." | 1 drink. |
| "He said how you was really William Munny out of Missouri, and Little Bill said ‘The same William Munny who dynamited the Rock Island and Pacific in ‘69, killing women and children?’ and all." | 1 drink. |
| "And Ned said you done a lot worse than that. Said you was more cold-blooded than William Bonney." | 1 drink. |
| "And how if he hurt Ned again, you was gonna come kill him, like you killed the U.S. Marshal in ‘70." | 1 drink. |
| "Any man don’t wanna get killed, better clear out the back." | 2 drinks. |
| "Who’d you kill first?" | 2 drinks. ("All I can tell you is who’s gonna be
last.") |