Taft’s Big Score
Parsley, 11/06/02
Who’s the presidential dick who’s a sex machine to all the chicks?
Taft!
Daaamn right.
Who is the man that would risk his neck for his brother man?
Taft!
Can you dig it?
Who’s real fat and won’t cop out when there’s danger all about?
Taft!
Right on…
They say this cat Taft was the only man to ever serve as both Chief Justice of the Supreme Court and President of…
Shut yo mouth!
I’m talkin’ about Taft!
Then we can dig it!
He’s a complicated man, and no one understands him but his lovely wife Helen…
William Howard Taft!