GoldBond
Zedd, 11/08/02
It is not well known, but after his long and illustrious career as a not-so-secret British secret agent, James Bond earned the nickname GoldBond. He roamed the world turning manly men onto the wonders of Gold Bond™ medicated body powder.
It was not well known at the time, but many now know the wonders of a well applied shot of body powder. Thanks to the exploits of the heroic GoldBond, every man can receive a $1000 massage for his nuts, at a fraction of the going rate.
