The 23rd Day Bitch Song (Feelin’ Moody)
Lobagirl, 12/23/02
with apologies to Simon amd Garfunkel
Slow down, the flow’s too fast!
I have to make these tampons last.
Just sitting down upon the throne,
Looking like hell and feelin’ moody
Ba da da da duh da duh, feelin’ moody.
Hello, tampon, time to go in;
I take the Pill to keep from “growin’”
One week a month’s too much for me…
Do-t-de doo doo, feelin’ moody
Feelin’ moody
I just yelled at my dog to let off some steam
I’m crampy and cranky and ready to scream
‘Cause my uterine lining’s shed all over me!
Self, I love you…
Always moody.